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bootyvevo:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHINH AT THIS FOR SO MANY YEARS ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

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yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

Jul 21st -  144774 notes - Reblog  - via / source

hurley:

Fiji isn’t a bad place to be. 

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Kime 4 Kids - Charity Golf Event (x)

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buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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Observations I've made about hockey fans on tumblr and IRL

Penguins Fans: OMG PENGUINS SIDNEY CROSBY IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD NEALER FLOWER GENO TANGER'S HAIR FUCK THE FLYERS DID I EVER TELL YOU GUYS HOW MUCH I LOVE MY TEAM WHY I AM SCREAMING I COULDN'T EVEN FUCKING TELL YOU
Flyers Fans: OH YOU'RE A PENGUINS FAN? WELL I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE WHILE YOUR FAMILY IS FORCED TO WATCH AND THEN FORCED TO EAT YOUR REMAINS FUCK CROSBY I HOPE SOMEONE'S SKATE SLICES HIS THROAT CLAUDE GIROUX WAS ON THE COVER OF NHL 13 WHAT NOW
Red Wings Fans: Oh, you're not a Detroit fan? Well clearly you know nothing about hockey. We've been in the playoffs for 20 consecutive years, clearly we're the best team ever and if you don't agree then you suck and your team sucks. We hate Crosby because he sucks, his stats mean nothing, he's a dirty player. Also, GOTTA REPRESENT THE D.
Blackhawks Fans: FUCK BANDWAGON FANS I'VE BEEN A FAN OF THIS TEAM FOREVER, THEY'VE ALWAYS SUCKED ONLY UNTIL RECENTLY YOU PEOPLE KNOW NOTHING FUCK DETROIT WE HAVE HOSSA NOW BITCHHHHH. Also, how can you NOT ship Toews and Kane?
Maple Leafs Fans: We're just gonna hate on everything because we're Satan.
Rangers Fans: Our goalie is the living personification of the word sex. That's all we need to say.
Hurricanes Fans: Staals staals staals staals rockin everywhere JEFF SKINNER <3
Bruins Fans: FUCK MONTREAL but Carey Price tho....
Canadiens Fans: FUCK BOSTON but Tuukka Rask tho....
Blue Jackets Fans: .....Someday.
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roseshock:

Note to self

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thatonemexicanperson:

kookootegu:

hissssssss:

fimbry:

scalestails:

rainbowsnakes:

reptiliaherps:

"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give

Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks 

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I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.

don’t give even one tiny little fuck

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NEIGH HOY MENOY

I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more

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50starsand13bars:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

sexyfitarmychick:

I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.

Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”

????

I really like that description.

i get undressed everyday why not earn some money for it

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hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

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cyrilmusic:

burairium:

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people


they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

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Saddest Song Ever Made
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hex-central:

killthroat:

Scientists and music professors at Cambridge University came together to find the saddest song ever made. They went through thousands and thousands of music sheets, some even dating back to the 16th century. They went through composers like Mozart, Beethoven, Franz Schubert and Johann Sebastian Bach. They tested the songs on hundreds of different people, observing The Limbic system, which is the part of the brain which controls emotion, like sadness, happiness and anger. After 7 years of research and observation, they finally found a song which made 94.7% of listeners cry or feel an overwhelming of sadness come across them. This is the song they found.

i felt things i’ve never felt before

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facegroper:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

Is this how parents feel?

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